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AA. A. Milne
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
AAlbert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

Two things in the world are infinite; the one among them is the universe. The universe is infinite…
AAlbert Einstein
If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein
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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut. – Albert Einstein

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x;…
RReba McEntire
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. - Reba McEntire
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba McEntire

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone. – Reba…
AAnonymous
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. - Anonymous
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Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face. – Anonymous

Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on…
RRita Mae Brown
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. – Rita Mae Brown

One of the keys to happiness is not other than a bad memory, and if you are still…
AAnonymous
Appreciate those who gossip about you, it's not easy for someone to leave their problems and carry yours on their head. - Anonymous
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Appreciate those who gossip about you, it’s not easy for someone to leave their problems and carry yours on their head. – Anonymous

When someone keeps on gossiping about you, do not feel annoyed. Instead, you must feel good that at…
CClaire Cook
If plan A doesn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters - 204 if you're in Japan. - Claire Cook
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If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. – Claire Cook

If plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters – 204 if you’re in Japan. –…
AAnonymous
Be happy in front of people who don't like you. It kills them. - Anonymous
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Be happy in front of people who don’t like you. It kills them. – Anonymous

Be happy in front of people who don’t like you. It kills them. – Anonymous
DDr. Seuss
Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss
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Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. Seuss

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. – Dr. Seuss
MMark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. – Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to…
CCharles M. Schulz
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schulz
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. – Charles Schulz
AAnonymous
When life shuts a door. Open it again. It's a door. That's how they work. - Anonymous
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When life shuts a door. Open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work. – Anonymous

When life shuts a door, make sure that you are not holding on to any kind of frustrations…
AAnonymous
Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back to you. - Anonymous
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Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back to you. – Anonymous

Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back…
AAnonymous
The ability to speak several languages is a valuable asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Anonymous
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The ability to speak several languages is a valuable asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. – Anonymous

The ability to speak several languages is a valuable asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut…
GGroucho Marx
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. - Groucho Marx
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men — the other 999 follow women. – Groucho Marx

It simply means that only a single individual out of a total bundle of men can lead the…
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